awwww-cute:

A Seeing Eye Dog on his first day

awwww-cute:

A Seeing Eye Dog on his first day

(via slavesx)

  • me: eats a snack while making a snack

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juspeczyks:

Remember limewire

Remember sometimes getting the song you were actually looking for and sometimes getting an mp3 of bill clinton saying that he didn’t have sexual relations with that woman instead

(via childofadelphia)

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iandsharman:

notahoe:

my type of public transportation 

“Why were you late in today?”
“Oh, I got tied up on the subway…”

iandsharman:

notahoe:

my type of public transportation 

“Why were you late in today?”

“Oh, I got tied up on the subway…”

(via yes-homo)

mr-egbutt:

residentevils:

when u accidently type me instead of my 

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accidentally typing “yeha” instead of “yeah”

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(via yes-homo)

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kngmnmlst:

kngmnmlst:

MY MUM WENT INTO MY ROOM 
AND SHE THOUGHT I SNEAKED OUT

kngmnmlst:

kngmnmlst:

MY MUM WENT INTO MY ROOM

AND SHE THOUGHT I SNEAKED OUT

(via yes-homo)

i am mine.
before i am ever anyone else’s.
(via thisegyptinboy)

(Source: nayyirahwaheed, via countyourlastblessings)

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chromeofficial:

chromeofficial:

chromeofficial:

what do u call a backstabbing grocer

traitor joe

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(via chris-roett3r)

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verywetteen:

swerve

verywetteen:

swerve

(Source: cinnabonspiracy, via chris-roett3r)

baby starting to say its first words
  • baby: m-m-m
  • me: mama ? :-)
  • baby: meet me in the fucking pit

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